I have no managerial experience, no coaching badges to my name, very little tactical awareness, but even I fancy that I could do a better job than Tommy Craig as St Mirren manager. I'll happily give it a bash for £50k a year, as I think I could get more out of a squad with 5 current and former Scotland U21 players and 2 ex-Scotland internationalists, 75% of home games where we don't score, 0% clean sheets, 50% of league games where we have 2 shots or less on target, 73% of league games lost games.

Yours

Dibble

I have no managerial experience, no coaching badges to my name, very little tactical awareness, but even I fancy that I could do a better job than Tommy Craig as St Mirren manager. I'll happily give it a bash for £50k a year, as I think I could get more out of a squad with 5 current and former Scotland U21 players and 2 ex-Scotland internationalists, 75% of home games where we don't score, 0% clean sheets, 50% of league games where we have 2 shots or less on target, 73% of league games lost games.

Yours

Dibble

Fuxake, you know a manager's hit rock bottom when even a stoic like Thor likes the above post - could be one of the most liked of all time!

I have no managerial experience, no coaching badges to my name, very little tactical awareness, but even I fancy that I could do a better job than Tommy Craig as St Mirren manager. I'll happily give it a bash for £50k a year, as I think I could get more out of a squad with 5 current and former Scotland U21 players and 2 ex-Scotland internationalists, 75% of home games where we don't score, 0% clean sheets, 50% of league games where we have 2 shots or less on target, 73% of league games lost games.

Yours

Dibble

I'll do it for £49K.

Dear Dib ,

Having taken into consideration your quite 'underwhelming' CV , the board and I would like to provisionally offer you a 2 year deal ( subject to us growing a pair of bawz )

Cheers for now

' The bored / board ' * delete as appropriate

I'll do it for £49K.

Aye , but that would make you the 'cheap option ' f**k that

I'll do it for £49K.

£48,000 BUT I WANT A 3 YEAR DEAL.

£48,000 BUT I WANT A 3 YEAR DEAL.

Ffs , it's a poison chalice , not a money spinner !

£48,000 BUT I WANT A 3 YEAR DEAL.

No club would be stupid enough to offer a manager with no successful track record more than a one year deal...................................

£45K and free pies.

Happy to do it on a month by month contract with a £10k pay off if they want to fire me.

I'll do it for £49K.

My next door neighbour's cat would do a better job for free

And Gilmour and the board can f**k off as well!!!

Things I would change if i was given the gig

1. I'd make the team all sport moustaches given how well we did last Movember.

2. We'd wear last year's home strip instead of this one

3. We'd wear the 2012/3 away strip instead of this one

4. Sign a centre half in January

5. Play Gary Teale or else release him from his player contract

Edited December 6, 201411 yr by Dibbles old paperboy

My next door neighbour's cat would do a better job for free

Would cost a fortune for cat litter.

No club would be stupid enough to offer a manager with no successful track record more than a one year deal...................................

£45K and free pies.

I'll do it for free pies............. Not sure the club can afford me!!

I'll throw my hat into the ring for the job, I have a proven track record of keeping my team comfortably mid table for three seasons of the bawa fantasy football league .......... & I'm cheap as f**k !

I'll do it for free pies............. Not sure the club can afford me!!

You shouldn't feed pies to horses.

You shouldn't feed pies to horses.

Ok, I'll do it for hotdogs then..... Just feed me.

In discussions with northstbuddie to bring him in as my assistant and regale the players with tales of Lapsley, Bryceland and Tottie Beck and inspire a push for the dizzy heights of 10th place.

All this crap is avoiding the fact we are a total embarrassment !

This thread reinforces that the board must have been on crack when they offered TC a 2 yr deal..... What were they thinking lol

This thread reinforces that the board must have been on crack when they offered TC a 2 yr deal..... What were they thinking lol

I think someone was in a crack and TC has the negatives

I think someone was in a crack and TC has the negatives

Bloody seems as though he has something on 1 of the board members that's for sure.

My next door neighbour's cat would do a better job for free

Could be handy for clawing our way to safety.

I'd put billyg on half time team talk duties (so he is less likely to call for my head before my first game)

Dear Stewart,

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