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Top 5 Shitty Pubs In Paisley.

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The Anchor....supposed Saints shop that it is. :angry:

Was in there last night with Wullie and met Billyg's good lady.She was going to give us a rousing version of cheer up Rajamaki on the Karaoke and the rotund one who holds the lease cut it dead in its tracks.Out of order btw. :angry:

The last time I was in there was about 12 years ago with Bongo Van Greetinface. We were the only people in there without mars bars on our coupons. Canny still be open, can it..?

Still open. There was a stabbin there about 4 or 5 weeks ago.

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The Anchor....supposed Saints shop that it is. :angry:

Was in there last night with Wullie and met Billyg's good lady.She was going to give us a rousing version of cheer up Rajamaki on the Karaoke and the rotund one who holds the lease cut it dead in its tracks.Out of order btw. :angry:

Supposed to be a St. Mirren pub as well...................... my arse.

the horseshoe or whatever that pub in canal st calls itself now

I played for the pool team in there ( it was called The Coachouse then, i think) about 15 years ago.

Decent enough boozer then.

It was new-built as The Cavern in the 60s. Using rubble from the tenements demolished to make way for it, the garage and Fire Station. It must've had 20 different names since then...

Basically the old George that shut...moved their members to there iro pool and darts etc.Then the George became Websters....Jeeez.... :(

Worst pub is a tie

Ba'soba (now closed - thank God). and Hamishes Hoose (puts you off when barmaid calls you a c*nt when you ask for a head on your pint and it comes out like horsepish).

Hamishes ......... in there once and never again

Last Post .......... ermmm no particular reason

O'Neils .............Smoking ban before the smoking ban

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Hamishes Hoose (puts you off when barmaid calls you a c*nt when you ask for a head on your pint and it comes out like horsepish).

Ahh, sheer class ! That's what I miss about dear old Paisley !

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Was in cafe borgia last weekend cos it was 2 o'clock closing.

Five past two, pint quarter full grabbed out my hand and was told to f**k off home.

The worst pub in paisley. :angry::angry::angry:

Don't think Cafe B is alone in that one. And I have to say, just because you were told to leave at closing time doesn't really make it grounds for being the worst pub in town. Being a home to bigotted fúckwits, on the other hand...

Don't think Cafe B is alone in that one. And I have to say, just because you were told to leave at closing time doesn't really make it grounds for being the worst pub in town. Being a home to bigotted fúckwits, on the other hand...

As opposed to the toon you stay in which is full of big men in rig boots who talk in a peculiar accent! <_<

BAAAAAAAA! :sheep

Don't think Cafe B is alone in that one. And I have to say, just because you were told to leave at closing time doesn't really make it grounds for being the worst pub in town. Being a home to bigotted fúckwits, on the other hand...

Being told to leave at closing time is fine, but f**k off was a direct quote. :angry:

Ach, that's just Paisley for ye. Think yerself lucky they didnae glass ye on the way out. :rolleyes:

And in any case, they do a helluva lot worse in The Galatea. Allegedly. :D

Not if you are related to a couple of the bar staff. :wink:

Was in cafe borgia last weekend cos it was 2 o'clock closing.

Five past two, pint quarter full grabbed out my hand and was told to f**k off home.

The worst pub in paisley. :angry::angry::angry:

That sounds extremely discourteous. Although I believe Cafe B has a higher class of clientele than say the Last Post, a truly awful pub.

That sounds extremely discourteous. Although I believe Cafe B has a higher class of clientele than say the Last Post, a truly awful pub.

Could I be the only one who suddenly becomes invisible whilst standing at the bar waiting to served in there ?

Could I be the only one who suddenly becomes invisible whilst standing at the bar waiting to served in there ?

The Last Post? You're definately not the only one!

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