My 5 shitty pubs are:

1.Wig and Pen

2.The Croft

3.The Inn Shot

4.The Hayweights

5.The Alamo

1. The Afton

2. The Croft

3. The Swan

4. Wig & Pen

5. Abercorn Bowling Club

5. Abercorn Bowling Club

Hey sair baws

1. the croft

2. wig n pen

3. websters

4. innshot

5. the swan

1. The Croft

2. Buchanans

3. The Turf

4. The Alamo

5. Any in the west end (apart from the one that used to be the Bar Point, but no idea what its like just now)

5. Any in the west end (apart from the one that used to be the Bar Point, but no idea what its like just now)

iona skye

iona skye

She's a very nice girl

1. The Wig n Pen

2. The Croft

3. The Inshot

4. Websters

5. The Craigalie Bar ( I hate the big fanny that owns it )

She's a very nice girl

its is the owners daughters name,,true

its is the owners daughters name,,true

I'll need tae dae a wee recky then Gary

I'll need tae dae a wee recky then Gary

She's 4

She's 4

I'll no bother then, under 60s nae use tae me

I'll no bother then, under 60s nae use tae me

How old do you think the owner is .... If he daughter would be over 60

websters{full of ****

croft{as above}

wig n pen{full of *****}

hogshead{full of pretentious ****}

teagardens{as above}

all other pubs in the west end{full of junkies and single parents}

It should be top 5 worst pubs you have actually been in.

1.The Inshot

2.O'Neills

3.Websters

4.Wee Howff(during the day)

5.Anywhere WYD is working

1. The Charleston

2. The Clachan (Neilston Road variety)

3. The Dooslan Stane (sadly missed - not)

4. The Balnagowan

5. The Tannahill

In fact all the pubs on Neilson Road

1. The Charleston

2. The Clachan (Neilston Road variety)

3. The Dooslan Stane (sadly missed - not)

4. The Balnagowan

5. The Tannahill

In fact all the pubs on Neilson Road

Yer always guaranteed a rammie in one or all.

1. the bluebird

2. the sou"western

3. the double three

4. the market bar

5. McCauslands

1. the bluebird

2. the sou"western

3. the double three

4. the market bar

5. McCauslands

Wheres Ching when you need him

1. Rosebud

2. Gallow Green

3. Tartan Bar

4. The Courtyard

5. Sheep Head

Yer always guaranteed a rammie in one or all.

You've no chance of a rammie in 1 or 3.

1 has closed down again and 3 is now shop units.

How old do you think the owner is .... If he daughter would be over 60

He could be 76

You been barred by big RF

Naw, the fat cnut shat himself from a square go wi me ootside the Kelburne one night.

Naw, the fat cnut shat himself from a square go wi me ootside the Kelburne one night.

fecking auld hooligan

Naw, the fat cnut shat himself from a square go wi me ootside the Kelburne one night.

Ah heard there was trouble all over Town on the 1st night of Quadraphenia.

Were you a Mod or Rocker Wullie???

Yer always guaranteed a raymie in one or all.