Don't think Cafe B is alone in that one. And I have to say, just because you were told to leave at closing time doesn't really make it grounds for being the worst pub in town. Being a home to bigotted fúckwits, on the other hand...

As opposed to the toon you stay in which is full of big men in rig boots who talk in a peculiar accent!

BAAAAAAAA!

Nah. Makes it look like the forum on the OS.

I'll stick to the 2007 skin. I'm a bit of a creature of habit. Can't handle change.

Once you go black...you never go back!

Really? is that what I am meant to do - bitch? I would imagine to bitch about someone you would need to know them - otherwise what are you bitching about??? what you think you know??? Personally I have, as most people I assume, came across people I don't particuarly like but if I don't like someone I sure as hell don't want to waste any time or effort bitching about them. Personally for me life is to bloody short!

As a female fan I can only say I am not in the least interested bitching about someone I do not know - I'm more concerned about her husband's footballing skills!

Noo that El Nombre wot a bitch! hehe

.....and so it begins!

Get the claws oot!

Wish you were here:-Pink Floyd.....Pulse live album.

That tune would sound f**king ace belted out at Love St with scarfs in the air

I think all this attention paid to someone like her is just weird.

I'd never heard of her nor seen her before - and don't think the texture of my life was any the poorer.

She strips for fotos and has disproportionately-sized, mammary glands - I can't see the fascination, though I must now admit to being somewhat concerned about the soon-to-be-born wean....

...is it odds-on to grow up agoraphobic?

Bet it'll no be lactose intollerant though!

I guess you will have booked her a seat on the Stow Brae for the season ahead?

Absolutely......She'll be treated like a queen!

P.S......don't tell Kirstie!

1/ She's very pretty

2/ She's really awfully pretty

3/ She's got a few bob

4/ She's married to one of oor players

5/ Did I mention she's dead pretty

Michelle Marsh to front SMISA.

She's got mair front than Blackpool.....an you lot aren't keeping her to yerselves.No chance.

I will stay with Chris Smith just now

Is he letting you indoors then?....must be freezin kippin on his lawn.

im off for a drink before i go and see George Michael,

Better make it a large one ducky!

1/ Hans Krankl

2/ Tony Woodcock

3/ Simon Lappin

4/ Bobby Charlton

5/ Arsene Wenger

Jeez.....close-seasons a pisser....

Puzzle is the first Biffy Clyro album I've bought and I think it's utterly outstanding (hence the new sig and avatar!).

Can you recommend any other albums KS?

Get yer Ears roon that Big Chap!

Back online I see, 4 ears bump ye homeward...................?

Whose that good lookin wee fella wi Nombre

Ye were totally crampin ma style......Gloryhunter!

There are no service packs for vista as yet,as far as I know....but boy does it need them.Typical Microsoft...fire out half a product,and we'll fix it as we go along.Pure shoddy.

Aye...tis much better on the auld eyes.Far less glare.Nice one Div.

Jealousy is a terrible thing.

Explain?......Brainiac!

I can exclusively reveal that the real reason Gus and Andy won't be there is because TL won the raffle prize for the last available player spot at yesterdays Hoopla in Suburbia.

Fix....Fix.....

1/ Meedja darlins

2/ Its too near England

3/ Everyone and his dug will want to see us gubbed by them

4/ That wee shit Grady

5/ Brookes "Isn't he a lovely man....but would he still be as lovely if he was just a potless chain smoker" Mileson

TL the new Smisa overlord, appeared to be nothing more than a doorman..................

First it was Smisa....next it'll be rock-steady.The age of TL is upon us.

Anyone gonnae fire up some pics or what?

So is there going to be a buffet or drink included for the £2 entry fee?

If not, what is the £2 for exactly?

Kinda hoping we might get a pint or summit....that would be good.

So the younger members of Supporters Clubs don't get to see their POTY?

That's brilliant that is.Travel all season but no party for them.

Wrong choice of venue.

Exactly John.Its not on.They are as entitled to enjoy the day as much as the older ones.Bit unfair IMHO.

Please note that Fury's in an over 18's and unfortunately children will not be able to attend.

OVER 18'S ONLY

Bit pish that init?.....considering the presentations will be at 4pm...and its not even a school night.

i have presented our poty for the last - eh more years than i care to remember! if we are relegated i think it would be better if i wasnt in a licensed premise with a large blunt instrument alongside gus, andy and co!! haha

"It was Miss Saint....in the cloakroom....with the lead piping!".....Do I win?