EL NOMBRE

Wish some cnut would get you some decent patter for yer xmas. .....and yer master ....SFS!

Yes.Me and Oggie know! .....good..good ....personal friend of ours

In the middle of your foreheid....ya plank!

1/ Stones:-The Last Time.....best riff ever 2/ AC/DC:-Too many to choose really.....Thunderstruck is epic though....especially live 3/ Zeppelin:-Whole Lotta Love 4/ Franz Ferdinand:-Take Me Out 5/ Simple Minds:-Waterfront

He only became mody by the skin of his teeth.Bet Coughlin by one vote!

Rolling Stones...The Last Time. Best geetar riff....ever!

Just think......in years to come Provans will bring out a line in Mehmet retro shirts.Cult status is a payer.

Am no bowing tae that wee shite. Haw Wullie....GIRUY I feel a Ross County debate coming on

Aye but a know someone who could.....she'd kick your peas

And will shut just after new year.As will Avalon and a few others.....you watch.

The red triangle films.Every one was a rip the heid aff it special....my auld man thought I was obssesed with snooker tae

Future Mercury Prize winner if ever I heard one!

1/ Depeche Mode-Singles 2/ Kasabian-Empire 3/ The Smiths-The Queen is Dead 4/ Pink Floyd-Pulse (Live Album) 5/ The White Stripes-Elephant

You love the boaby! The wee speccy wan oot the Roly Polys was probably a bit of a goer......might need a bit of KY but otherwise good to go.

Me.....and filthy material of the adult variety?.....surely you jest!

But Giles was simply stunning! Who cares.....I'm getting MILF TV shortly......party on dude!

1/ Wipe a big bogey on the back of the Mona Lisa.....and baffle the boffins as they try and DNA it to see if it was a genuine Leonardo. 2/ Go back in time and swap the ten commandments for a new set of your own....see how Christianity turns out. 3/ Change the royal bloodline to Icke.....and then accuse David of being a big lizard 4/ Advise Brother Walfrid that sports isane the way to go.....and set up a soup kitchen instead. 5/ Hide Pickles......and the Russian linesman

That I could believe.

I've already got one....I'm wearing it right now!

.... GET YER RAT OOT!.....I'm getting a few for her!

Thanks Ian.Your good wishes and support are much appreciated by myself and the others involved in running the bus.You've been behind our venture from the start and I'm extremely grateful.Cheers buddie.

Thats coming too.....as are the polo shirts and a few other things.

The Captain is on board......raaaaaar!

Cheers buddie....I'll give that a bash.Thanks.

Can't seem to get this to work.Dunno what I'm doing wrong. I can transfer pics no probs....but the tunes wont go.Says phone doesn't support the file format.Strange seeing as the tunes are stored on Media player which is usually pretty straight forward with MP3 players etc. The phone is a Motorola KRZRk1....for the techy types. Suggestions would be good...as I'm totally bored having to Bluetooth tunes of other folk. Cheers.