EL NOMBRE

Ye know what is really scaring me at the moment?.........and can see it....if the mob down the water get a run going.Picture it....play-offs...us v them...and them relegating us to go up! These are the bad times.....but we've been through them before...S.M.T.I.D.

Aye for "one night only" if the same clients that haunted dezarous(sp) make an appearance

Django Reinhardt.....nuages....the guy was a f**king marvel

Stray Cats :- Gene & Eddy

Someone take the big spoon fae John please

Should that not be Frank Zappa =Willie the Pimp?....BP have bid for his knicker collection to plug the oil leak! Tunewise The Cramps-Greenfuz

Electronic-Get the Message.....Choon

The Smiths-I wont share you great tune

King Kurt_Gather your Limbs.....which has a good version of oh when the saints done rockabilly style in it,as those of a certain age will know

The Wedding Present....Getting Nowhere Fast. Great tune......kinda sums up my life in a nutshell though

FAO The Ginger Piper........COLDPLAY........that is all

Totally gutted .....was with Wullie in the pub when we heard the news...so so sad.Derek was a top guy and Saints all the way through.To say the lads were stunned by this news is an understatement.Had many a good laugh with Derek at the games,home and away and he always managed to put a smile on your face with his patter.Rest in peace buddie...you will always be remembered and will be sadly missed.

That was Gary Glitter

Peter Cushing did a decent job in the Hammer version of The Hound of the Baskervilles Jeremy Brett was magic too....although by the look of his eyeballs I think he took the method acting a bit too far! Seem to mind a film called Young Sherlock too...forget who played him...but it was utter gash.

Belter He's laughin about it now...but come January that'll be his transfer budget fecked

Indeed.....but she who wears the breeks in the family confirmed it.

Aye but Haddows are giving their long serving employees early retirement....and the packages are absolute gash....I have it on good authority.

Toys R Us are doing a sale oan Star Wars goodies......a chibbed up lightsabre duel would be epic. No doubt they'll call enviromental health next to complain about a giant invisible bee disturbing their peace

I say they go for full independence from Paisley and be done with it once and for all They really are a bunch of whingin cnuts out there.If they were really THAT well off they wouldnae be living in or around Paisley at all....and wouldnae care one way or the other.Aw fur coat and nae knickers!

That banner that keeps appearing for their new single is getting oan ma nipple ends.Every time you go near it a big drop down windae appears with an advert....its a pain in the arse.

Tomorrows worlds favourite band and Spurs fans...."He's Glenn Hoddle.....and he's awfy good.....(Dan-nan....da...nan...da...nan...da ....nan)"

Well "Poke a Chips" is still without License....and candles burn aw day...every day.That's a belter of a staff meeting

I wish Van and Chuck Berry would do a tour together and save loads of punters a whack of dosh......neither of them KIn be arsed no more but are happy to faff about for a purse! It's well shoddy..and you know what am gettin at my B(Flat) bud.Deedly etc Yeah....them Canadians....Dae we still own them?....might be a royalty cheque in there somewhere......Rush buy St.Mirren....aw man

Been aquiring a lot of Runrig of late....er indoors....but thats as far down the Rs as I wish to go....next step would be them

Yeah bud...not a waterfall or goblin in there!....trying to track down a band called Shoogleniffty(sp).....a mate says they are top drawer....I just like the name really