Lord Pityme

What like 50/50 who's gott the virus?

Spfl already have a blueprint for league reconstruction with an amended 8-8-8 format. Dont think it will be opposed this time round. The problem is getting clubs to agree what happens if this season is written off. Namely Celtic want to be appointed champions and Sevco dont want that... Surely a common sense, tried and tested, non controversial method is to let celtic keep the titles as long as the rename themselves ' The Celtic FC' for the new season? Cant see that being a problem..

Ironic...? For decades certain saints fans, and players around Silk Street & New Street, have tried to avoid the clap on a Thursday night with NHS workers.

When he says leafy, he means he is a jakey, park bench, sleeper.

Bosch is cool.

Ross pleaded with Douglas NOT to sign Grigg, and promised to get him half a dozen better players for that fee. You are as I'll informed as off the ball. Douglas panicked (familiar theme to his stewardship) at fan reaction to selling Maja when he was scoring goals.

Aye I can help... google it dobber.

Nicola Sturgeon revealed On Sunday afternoon that Scotland had called on the military to help amid the ongoing coronavirus pandemic. Speaking at a press conference, the Scottish First Minister told reporters that the military was needed to evacuate a coronavirus patient from an island. This comes as Scotland's Chief Medical Officer Dr Catherine Calderwood told the same press conference that around 54,000 people will die from the virus in Scotland. So given the population of England that'll be times ten.

Really..? I suppose the country is waiting for you to be fully comfortable with the invisible killer that is ravaging London, and will do across the piece.

Epidemiologists suggest for every one death... there are 1000 people infected... So as of yesterday that 422,000 in the UK infected. And as the death rate almost doubles on a daily basis now if it's an additional (87 yesterday)190 today we are looking at 612,000 infected. Aye it's just like the flu this....

Caller: "Knock, Knock" Me: "f**k Off"

Plenty on here have been wiping theres down for years after a 30 second activity burst.

This

And your proven alternative to save lives is?

You texted back a scam text...? Your next Bill might be Interesting.